Trump's Raunchy Tale Leaves Kennedy Center Audience in Hysterics

President Donald Trump had a sympathetic crowd laughing as he uttered a vulgar take on his election at a Kennedy Center board dinner Monday.

Trump, who purged the board At the esteemed performing arts center in D.C. in February, where he assumed the chairmanship, he was present for the unveiling of the coming season’s shows.

However, in his address, he commended himself for playing a role in bringing the 2028 Olympics and the 2026 FIFA World Cup to the United States. HuffPost reported .

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He mentioned that his role would have been overlooked if Joe Biden hadn’t taken the 2020 election away from him, continuing with his frequent false claims — otherwise, he’d likely no longer be in office.

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"And after they fixed the election, I told myself, 'What will I do? I'll run once more and I'll make them eat those words,'" he stated.

The crowd burst into laughter.

"So if they had left us alone and hadn't cheated in the elections or rigged them, I'd be retired right now," he continued.

I could've easily been engaged in another activity, but now they've got me stuck here for an additional four years. Can you imagine?

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